- Gold: So... how does one win over one's cursed true love?
- Charming: Well, you start by being committed to someone else, preferably in a legal way.
- Charming: Then you send her mixed messages. You love her. You don't. You wanna be with her. You're planning a family with someone else.
- Gold: ... I see.
- Charming: Then you enter into an illicit affair with her.
- Charming: But here's where it gets tricky. You gotta make sure she never forgets she's the other woman. Maybe give her the wrong Valentine's Day card?
- Charming: And lie to her about ending your other relationship. All the time.
- Gold: ... anything else?
- Charming: If you can think her capable of murdering someone. And make sure she knows that. Really twist the knife in deep.
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