
I got this ask yesterday at night and it got me thinking about a lot of stuff, so I decided to make it into a tiny little meta about what I feel is going on with Belle, Rumbelle, the producers and Jane Espenson.
Under the Read More for length.
Title: Relief
Word Count: 1,057
Summary: Gold has to find some way to relieve his tension after a particularly frustrating appointment with Dr. French.A/N: Smut is apparently a sickness, so after the RMC unanimously decided that wanking was one of our favorite things to read, I decided this piece that was edited out of Alternative Treatments deserved to see the light of day.This is obviously set during the early days of their appointments, before exam room sex happens.
May this smut help to soothe your poor
chippedbroken hearts.
AWWW, YISSS
This was lovely, Raven.
Summary: Post The Outsider. An amnesiac Belle finds herself spending more and more time with a skittish but determined Mr Gold while acclimating to her life. And even if she keeps him at arm’s length there are moments were she cannot help but let her guard down.
RMC prompt: Foot rub. Basically “Amnesiac!Belle is aroused by Gold giving her a foot rub, and deeply embarrassed by it.”
Rating: R
Title: Alternative Treatments
Word Count: 3,010
Summary: Physical therapists were supposed to be big, hulking, obnoxious men not smiling brunettes with gorgeous legs and eyes so blue they practically glowed in the dark.A/N: You can thank Lost and Straggle for this smutty little piece. It took me a while to get there, but you finally get physical therapist!Belle and patient!Gold. (I also stole some names because at 3 a.m you just don’t care anymore)
LOOK AT THE PRETTY. IT’S MY FAULT AND I’M EVER-SO-PROUD.
YOU GET FOOT PORN FOR THIS RAVEN. YOU DESERVE IT.
… and is this your first smut? I can’t recall but if it is I feel like I should give you a hug and say something along the lines of “MY BB IS A WOMAN NOW!” It was fantastic, nice pacing, nice wording, awesome in general.
Seriously, why is everyone already accusing the Charmings of being rude to Belle and Rumpelstiltskin, especially the latter? Why is everyone automatically accusing them of accusing Rumpelstiltskin of hurting Belle?
Prince Charming himself was the one that saved Belle in The Crocodile. Without him , Rumpelstiltskin would never have found Belle. Even when the whole town was unwilling to help Rumpelstitlskin, after all he has done, Prince Charming was still willing to help Rumpelstiltskin find his True Love because he knows what it to be separated from the ones that you love.
Nor have the Charming Family ever been openly hostile to Belle. They never shunned her or spoken any cruel words towards her.
Yeah, I really don’t understand where this is all coming from. Charming helped Rumple find Belle and he saw how much he cares about her. He knows all about true love.
I don’t know how Snow will react at the accident scene, since she doesn’t really know much about the relationship or Belle. Maybe Charming clued her in? If she doesn’t know about Rumbelle, then I can see her worrying that Rumple did something to Belle. You can’t blame her for that if she has no idea what’s going on with them.
I think people way overreacted to the scene in The Cricket Game. The Charmings were not being rude to Belle. They didn’t stop by for idle chit chat, they were in a hurry to solve the Archie mystery. Emma and Snow had no idea who she was.
They were abrupt, yes, but as you do point out major crime to solve, no time really to be polite and observe all sorts of niceties. They were, however, incredibly rude to Gold, coming over with no evidence whatsoever into his personal domain, accusing him of murder (even though they are actually trying to have an open mind regarding the other “evil person” in town, even though EVERY piece of evidence points towards her), accusing him of murder and framing and then demanding that he prove himself he didn’t do it. I get that he was the obvious second choice for suspect, but they jumped from “he might have done it” to “you did it” pretty fast. They just sort of ignored Belle but, as pointed out, bigger picture, people. I can understand they are not only busy with something major but also still shocked and distraught at the death of their friend.
This is me trying to goad thestraggletag into writing smutty goodness because of this. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope it works.
And I couldn’t even listen to the audio! But I really hope that this works because it’s OUAT sunday and we may need the smutty serotonin high to deal with this episode, so…
GUISE, LOOK AT THE PRETTY. THIS IS EITHER BOLLYWOOD DANCING!BELLE OR GENIE WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH LONELY SPINNER MASTER!BELLE.
We do realize this right?
Oh, they’ll probably go: “No, it’s not, he didn’t kill her. And besides, it wasn’t like she was Hook’s wife, that’d be much worse.”
Nevermind that Hook didn’t kill Belle only to make Rumplestiltskin suffer more and that Belle saved Hooks life hours before he completely fucked her over.
Oh, and sorry for the language. I foresee some really creepy fandom conversations and it just rubs me the wrong way.
“Come on, Belle he has to die, I mean it’s obvious!”
This was my favourite part of the episode. I laughed so hard.
Then I stopped laughing because Hook is a fucking bitch but yeah this was funny.
(No I don’t like Hook. I mean, that’s not Hook. Hook is an English Gentleman who attended Eton. That’s just a less funny version of Jack Sparrow)
He’s just a pirate with a missing hand who happens to go to Neverland. NOTHING else about him is remotely reminiscing of Hook. Not even his Smee.
(Source: evil-regal-forever)
It’s totally going to happen.
I’m so excited though. This whole time Belle has been fighting for Rum. Now he has to fight for her for a change.
actually I can get on board for this.
I’m so pleased. This is exactly what I wanted to happen. It’s about time Rum did some actual work in this relationship. Now he doesn’t have a choice.
It’s gonna hurt. A lot.
I’m just pissed they took eleven episodes to give us this character, this great fucking character and then at the end is “Oh, wait now she’s gone. But that will liven up Rumple’s storyline, won’t it?” No. I wanted more of Belle. The only reason why I’m not terrified that she might be turned into a prop to reflect Gold’s change and drive his characterisation is the fact that Jane Espenson wrote the next episode, and I trust her implicitly.
She’s still going to be Belle though. The amnesiac we met during the season finale was brave and awesome. The core of her character is still there. Besides we already have two possible ways to deal with this: True Love’s Kiss and fairy dust, and she’s had amnesia for less than an hour. Give us a week, and we’ll have come up with fifty ways to cure her. This is just a temporary setback.
i need a “in Jane we trust” gif or something. Because that’s the only reason I’m not freaking out for next week.
I completely agree, though, that the core of who she is is still there. Amnesia doesn’t affect personality.
It’s lucky that out of all the people in SB Belle is the ideal one to cross the border because she doesn’t have false memories and a crappy false personality. If not we’d be screwed.
(Source: crankynerdgirl)
It’s totally going to happen.
I’m so excited though. This whole time Belle has been fighting for Rum. Now he has to fight for her for a change.
actually I can get on board for this.
I’m so pleased. This is exactly what I wanted to happen. It’s about time Rum did some actual work in this relationship. Now he doesn’t have a choice.
It’s gonna hurt. A lot.
I’m just pissed they took eleven episodes to give us this character, this great fucking character and then at the end is “Oh, wait now she’s gone. But that will liven up Rumple’s storyline, won’t it?” No. I wanted more of Belle. The only reason why I’m not terrified that she might be turned into a prop to reflect Gold’s change and drive his characterisation is the fact that Jane Espenson wrote the next episode, and I trust her implicitly.
She’s still going to be Belle though. The amnesiac we met during the season finale was brave and awesome. The core of her character is still there. Besides we already have two possible ways to deal with this: True Love’s Kiss and fairy dust, and she’s had amnesia for less than an hour. Give us a week, and we’ll have come up with fifty ways to cure her. This is just a temporary setback.
Oh, I’m pretty sure it’s not a forever sort of thing (look how breezy the dwarves are about Sneezy), but I don’t really want it to be a “for a while” type of thing unless awesome people are writing her (like Jane Espenson), and I really, really hope they don’t make us sit through Hook trying to get into her pants. Please, no.
The thing is that this could be an interesting twist if I trusted the writers to handle it well, but so far The Outsider is the only episode where I feel they haven’t made us assume everything and haven’t cut corners but rather showed the progression from one idea to the next clearly. And if Belle is gonna fall in love with Rumple again it’s gonna be a complicated run, and I hope they SHOW IT. I was so happy that the writers were going to have to write THIS Belle they showed us from now on and I don’t even get that for a few episodes.
Oh, well.
I see a lot of amnesiac!Belle fics coming. My own brain is looking at me funny right now.
(Source: crankynerdgirl)
It’s totally going to happen.
I’m so excited though. This whole time Belle has been fighting for Rum. Now he has to fight for her for a change.
actually I can get on board for this.
I’m so pleased. This is exactly what I wanted to happen. It’s about time Rum did some actual work in this relationship. Now he doesn’t have a choice.
It’s gonna hurt. A lot.
I’m just pissed they took eleven episodes to give us this character, this great fucking character and then at the end is “Oh, wait now she’s gone. But that will liven up Rumple’s storyline, won’t it?” No. I wanted more of Belle. The only reason why I’m not terrified that she might be turned into a prop to reflect Gold’s change and drive his characterisation is the fact that Jane Espenson wrote the next episode, and I trust her implicitly.
(Source: crankynerdgirl)
Some women would hold hard feelings because Baelfire is his son to another woman, but Belle, Belle is absolutely excited for him. She can’t wait for him to look for Baelfire and get his son back. She can’t wait to meet him and to see them together.
She knows how much it means to Rumplestiltskin and she’s prepared to hold her own while he searches, not afraid at all.
It’s also further proof (after Pongo) that Belle really doesn’t mind magic, she minds Rumple’s misuse of it and the way he uses it to hide himself behind.
For the Anyelle fanfic readers.
Summery: Major Ian Campbell cannot sleep after the war but his wife Belle is there to soothe away his nightmares.
This is just a short drabbleesque fic.
INHUMAN NOISES.
YES. THIS. THIS GUY NEEDS A BELLE ABOVE ALL OTHER BOBBIES.
I mean I sure as hell was. I was so expecting some snarky comments or just straight up confusion at seeing Belle with Rumple.
At this point it feels like the writers are cutting corners left and right and yet dedicating bizarre lengths of time to Emma walking in on her parents or stuff like that. We didn’t even get a “Oh, btw, Emma, Rumple’s got a girlfriend now, just fyi” from Charming. We are to assume he told Snow and Emma before and I’m getting tired of this “fill in the blanks yourselves” game this season is playing with us.