Asked by luckieduckielou
Well, that universe seems to be pretty much done. Happily ever after and all.
I’m considering doing a remix. I have some ideas but I’d welcome more. I am guilty of loving this verse far too much to just drop it.
And thanks for the nice words!
Asked by mockeryd
Oh, we’re so going to get along, you and I. You can find the lactation porn here, here and here. After you read them please message the writer, Phoenixwrites, to let her know you eagerly await a new instalment. She LOVES it when people compliment her lactation porn.
Asked by Anonymous
I know I’ve seen one such fic, but for the life of me I can’t remember where. I know of fics that have genderbent the characters and one where Belle is a man (and another where she dresses as a man but for reasons that have nothing to do with gender identity).
Can any of my followers recall any transexual Rumbelle fic? I KNOW there’s at least one out there (in AO3, I believe) but I can’t recall the name or the writer.
Asked by mockeryd
If you’re looking for Rumbelle porn then it means that I have not done The Thing for you. I shall proceed to remedy this grievous error.
WELCOME TO RUMBELLE, YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD. I SEE YOU THERE, SO YOUNG, SO FRESH, SO WOOBIE. LET ME SLOWLY CLASP YOU TO MY BOSOM IN A MOTHERLY WAY.
HERE’S AN ARTIST’S RENDITION OF WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU, COURTESY OF VALOSCOPE:
NOW YOU STUMBLE AROUND, A LITTLE LOST RUMBELLE CHICK NEEDING LOVE AND GUIDANCE, TREMBLING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND BOTTLED-UP FEELS. NEVER FEAR, FOR WE’LL TAKE YOU IN, SINCE YOU HAVE BECOME
ONE OF US.
WE HAVE TEA, FOR YOUR SHATTERED FEELS. WE KNOW IT HURTS, WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE. MOST OF USE JUST DUMP A LOT OF VODKA INTO THAT TEA. IT’D BE EASIER TO JUST DUMP A TEA BAG INTO A BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF, TO BE HONEST.
HERE, DEARIE, ARE SOME GIFS I BRING FORTH TO YOU SO YOU CAN BLOG ABOUT YOUR FEELS, AND HOW RUMBELLE RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU LOVE IT. TAKE THEM, DON’T BE SHY. YOU WILL NEED THEM, YOUNG PADAWAN. THEY WILL BECOME YOUR NEW LANGUAGE. BE WARNED, LITTLE ONE, FOR THEY ARE OF A SPOILERY NATURE THAT MIGHT HURT YOUR WEE EYES. THEY’RE ALSO AWESOME, SO YOU SHOULDN’T STARE AT THEM DIRECTLY.
LIKE AN ECLIPSE.
OR RUMPLE’S LEATHER PANTS.
AND SINCE THIS IS A PRETTY COMPLEX FANDOM I DIRECT YOU TO A WELCOME PAGE SO YOU CAN GATHER YOUR BEARINGS AND EXPLORE MORE OF THIS MAGICAL LAND OF CHIPPED CUPS AND SEXY SCALY MEN. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS THERE YOU’LL FIND ANSWERS. IF NOT YOU CAN ALWAYS SEEK THE RUMBELLE TAG, AND POST QUESTIONS THERE. RUMBELLERS ARE ALWAYS THERE TO ANSWER.
ALWAYS. RUMBELLERS DON’T SLEEP.
IF YOU FEEL THE NEED FOR SOME LOVELY VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS OF THE UTTER PERFECTION THAT IS THIS SHIP I DIRECT YOU TO THE RUMBELLE ART TAG, WHERE MANY TALENTED PEOPLE POST TALENTED THINGS THAT PRODUCE BOTH AWE AND ENVY.
AND LAST, AND THIS IS WHAT I’M KNOWN FOR…
NO, NOT LIKE OTHER FANDOMS. NOT SOME PORN. NOT ANY PORN. WE HAVE ALL THE PORN.
ALL OF IT.
FOOD SEX, PEGGING, BONDAGE, S&M (BUT THE REAL TYPE, NO INNER GODDESSES, ALL KINKY FUCKERY), CANE PORN, PRIEST PORN, CANNIBAL PORN, SHADOW!SEX, DADDY!DOM, DOM/SUB, BLOODPLAY, MIRROR-SEX, PREGNANCY KINKS, POWER-SEX, INTERSPECIES SEX, LACTATION PORN, MAGICAL SEX AND MANY MORE.
BUT PACE YOURSELF BECAUSE, JUST LIKE ONE DOES NOT STARE AT THE SUN DIRECTLY, LEST ONE BE BLINDED BY ITS BRILLIANCY, ONE DOES NOT READ ALL THE RUMBELLE PORN AT ONCE, LEST ONE IMPLODE FROM PENT-UP LUST.
I DIRECT YOU NOW TO MY FANFIC REC LIST, WHERE YOU SHALL FIND MANY TREASURES. I ALSO GIVE YOU A REC LIST OF REC LISTS (A LIST-CEPTION, SO TO SPEAK). YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO THE RUMBELLE FIC TAG IF YOU FEEL YOU NEED MORE RUMBELLE
PORN FICS IN YOUR LIFE. AND YOU WILL.
IF YOU HAVE SPECIAL PORN REQUESTS YOU SEND ME AN ASK AND I WILL PROVIDE.
IN THIS FANDOM WE LIKE TO CELEBRATE WITH FIC, COPE WITH FIC AND START MASSIVE FIC WARS SO THERE ARE SEVERAL YEAR-ROUND EVENTS DESTINED TO BRING FORTH MORE RUMBELLE
SEXYTIMES MOMENTS: THE RUMBELLE SECRET SANTA (ORGANIZED TWO YEARS IN A ROW AND TOTALLING AROUND 350 FICS),FLOOFAPALOOZA (FOR WHEN YOU NEED TO GO ‘AWWW’ DESPERATELY), 50 FIRST HAMBURGER DATES (YES, WE GOT IT BAD) AND THE RUMBELLE SHOWDOWN (EXCITING NEW ADDITION CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE!). IT ALL CULMINATES WITH THE T.E.A. AWARDS, WHERE WE MOSTLY CONGRATULATE THE WRITERS ON ALL THE SEX, FLUFF AND TEARS (GREAT PLACE FOR NEWBIES TO ALSO SEEK FIC RECS!).
MIND THE SPOILERS, DEARIE.
IF YOU HAVEN’T YET DELETED YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT AND MOVED TO A COUNTRY WITHOUT INTERNET CONNECTION THEN CONGRATULATIONS, YOU INDEED HAVE THE MAKINGS OF A GREAT RUMBELLER. AND YOU’RE GONNA LOVE IT HERE.
NOW LET ME HOLD YOU GENTLY, SOFTLY, LOVINGLY.
Welcome to the fandom, dearie.
Oh, wank. Thou populest mine dash. Several people have asked me my thoughts on the highly controversial Bleeding Through stills and I thought I’d oblige in a post:
a. No, nothing in those stills comes even close to being a threat to Rumbelle. Besides this show giving us the ultimate reassurance regarding shipping (True Love’s kiss and the idea that true love trumps everything) Zelena is the reason why Rumple’s 300 year quest to get his son back has failed miserably. So no, nope, nothing to fear on that front.
b. Most people (myself included) are not disturbed about the pics because of the idea that this affects Rumbelle. We are disturbed because Rumple is being forced to kiss someone he doesn’t want to (and no mere peck either, it seems) and that, furthermore, has killed his son. And used HIM to do it (it’s all sorts of horrible, the way Zelena kills Bae so that Rumple can sort of indirectly blame himself for it). Even if it turns out to be a trap set out by Rumple it’s still all sorts of squeak.
c. The show has a horrible history of handling male sexual assault horribly. Like… the worst possible way. They should get a prize for that because I cannot think of worse ways to handle it. So I don’t look forward to Rumple being Zelena’s sex toy. Specially if A&E ever talk about it.
d. It’s an over-used plot, at this point. Cora already did it (no, not in the past, but when she formed a “truce” with Rumple to give him the globe) and Regina did it with Graham. I am tired of female villains being over-sexualized and everything having to do with people wanting to get into other people’s pants (Hook and Rumple… fighting over a woman, Hook and Bae with Emma, etc.).
e. What I like about Zelena is her obsession with Regina and the place she “stole” from her. That’s what I want the writers to focus in. Abandonment issues and how familiar love is just as important because look what happens when people are rejected by family. Instead we get Zelena playing the evil vixen.
f. It’s telling that Rumple is the only villain that doesn’t exhibit that need to sexually subjugate others or use sex or his sexuality to get something (he plays the flirt but it’s all an act). I think it’s demeaning to women that all female villains (with the exception, so far, of Maleficent) all exhibit this hyper-sexuality and the trope of “using sex as a weapon”. Women are more than that.
g. Despite all of this the episode was written by the one writer in the show that has openly discussed how horrible Regina’s treatment of Graham was so I am more than hopeful this will be handled well (at least in this episode). And I hope after this the focus can shift once more to Zelena’s obsession with Regina, which I find 100% more interesting.
Asked by Anonymous
No thanks are necessary, anon. All glory goes to Richard Armitage’s profile and Daniela Denby-Ashe’s incredible close-up abilities.
As for why hasn’t it been rumbelled… I suppose that it’s too big an endeavour. NO ONE rushes through North & South, be it the book or the miniseries so to translate it into fic might be an epic struggle.
I, for one, would like to see the key elements used (setting, context, some of the events) but with a lot of OUAT flavour in. I deeply dislike crossovers that take characters from A and ram them into plot from B. A good crossover makes both works interact and it also gives the writer enough freedom to actually be creative. I’d love someone to try to write a N&S Rumbelle fic like that.
Scratch that. I’d kill for it.
Asked by thebluegardenia
Well, I haven’t been prompted anything inspiring. I know that what needs to happen next is a conversation but I don’t know how to go about it, or any twists to add (or how to go from there).
I suppose there must be some mating rules/rituals. Any help in figuring out which would be welcomed.
No other work of fiction would be as easy to Rumbelle as North & South.
Get on with it, people
Valoscope Prompted: “A Rumbelle Labyrinth AU where he tricks her into eating the fruit and seducing her in a dream and then she breaks out?”
The thing is… I couldn’t see Rumple seducing Belle. At all. Woobie, “condiments are magic”!Rumple being all debonair in a dream to seduce pretty little Belle? Not happening. So I thought… Why not the opposite? Why not pretty little Belle seducing the pants off a slightly panicky (but really into it) Rumple who, of course, ends up blowing it? So… this was born.
Summary: There’s such a strange, tight bond between fear and desire.
Rating: Very PG-13.
I bet you thought I had forgotten, Val. Shame on you.
Asked by Anonymous
Straggle to the rescue!!! *Cue heroic music*
Well, there are lots of fics like that. A personal favourite is The Cradle Will Rock, by Bad Faery. It’s to die for, and it has a lot of filler ficlets and remixes.
I will also direct you know to the Baby!Fic masterpost by Fuckyeahbelleandrumplestiltskin. Lots of baby fics there.
Razzledazzle also writes a lot of baby!fic. This is her masterlist, check out the fics she labelled as baby!fic, pregnant!fic and child!fic.
As for me, I’ve written a Rumbelle baby in a couple of my verses. Belle eventually gets pregnant in the Starbucks Series (see the sequel to the Caramel Remix, Best Laid Plans and Expectations, all dealing with Belle getting pregnant).
As always I am leaving many fics out because this is such a popular fic idea in the fandom that there are a lot of fics written about it. Whoever notices a fic left out please let me know by reblogging so the anon can get more sweet fic.
Asked by Anonymous
"Go to smut person" shall be engraved on my tombstone. Just saying.
There are plenty of role-playing fics regarding Rumple and Belle. Most common tropes are “maid/master” and “beauty/beast” with some dagger!mistress and evil!landlord thrown in.
Sadly off the top of my head I recall two fics from Bad Faery, both set in her “All the Bright Pieces” verse: this one and this one. There’s also this ficlet by Tjmystic and this fic by Lotus0kid. If you want more I wrote this ficlet.
I know there are TONS more. Guise, help a horny anon out!